CBC budget cuts: Story and photos of large women’s near-naked butts

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Because the mandate of the CBC in using $1.1billion of your taxdollars every year is to feature up-close photos of American women’s rear-ends posing in their underwear:

Love them or hate them, butt selfies (or “belfies,” as they’re often called) have reached full-blown trend status in recent months, with thousands of women now uploading photos of their own derrières to Instagram daily. (see here)

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Defund the CBC, now!

h/t Melissa Ridgen

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9 Responses to “CBC budget cuts: Story and photos of large women’s near-naked butts”

  1. Guffman Says:

    Unfortunately, this is an improvement over much of the rest of their reporting/programming.

  2. Searle Says:

    Should we be surprised when a “corporation” has no accountability for the money it spends? Fortunately I’ll never see any of this crap because once the hockey season is over I’ll have no reason to go to a CBC channel.

  3. bocanut Says:

    Maybe George Strombuttopolis can hold the 1st annual “Wh’so got the biggest butt in Canada ” contest?

  4. Liz J Says:

    The CBC is making an ass of taxpayers with the government enabling them by refusing to sell them off.
    Did Hubie Lacroix get a better deal going to the US for this butt show rather than using Canadian “models” or is he threatening to go to striptease shows to compensate for losing hockey night?

  5. Hans Says:

    Tabloid gutter journalism in the vein of “National Enquirer”; but of course they have to make up for lost revenue from Hockey Night in Canada (HNIC) so I’m assuming they are gearing up for:

    “Hoes Night in Canada”!

    http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/und-kim-kardashian-schoene-kehrseiten-36136770.bild.html

    Gee, even Kate Mountbatten-Windsor’s derriere’ gets copy in german pop rags; but the Ceeb trots out
    ‘booty shots’ at taxpayer expense because they ‘respect women’ so much…

    At least with Kate Windsor’s backside, as a royal, it would be considered ‘Canadian content’; now it’s just prurient curiosity.

    Well we’ve always thought of the Ceeb ‘asshats’ or ‘horses asses’…; now they’ve removed all doubt!

    This leads us to the conclusion that the CBC is practicing “Dead Horse Management”

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

    However, in modern business, because of the heavy investment factors to be taken into consideration, often other strategies have to be tried with dead horses, including the following:
    1. Buying a stronger whip.
    2. Changing riders.
    3. Threatening the horse with termination.
    4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
    5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
    6. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
    7. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
    8. Change the form so that it reads: “This horse is not dead.”
    9. Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
    10. Harness several dead horses together for increased speed.
    11. Donate the dead horse to a recognized charity, thereby
    deducting its full original cost.
    12. Provide additional funding to increase the horse’s performance.
    13. Do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity.
    14. Declare that a dead horse has lower overhead and therefore performs better.
    15. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht Commander in Chief

    Frankenstein Battalion
    Knecht Rupprecht Division
    Hans Corps
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  6. andycanuck Says:

    But cuts to the CBC would be the thin edge of the wedge!

    • Liz J Says:

      OK, but it could also be a wedge issue between the Liberal loving CBC and the Conservatives, not sure who would be on the cutting edge of the wedge at this point.

  7. Jen Says:

    Will Barton or Kate or Delacourt or for that Evans Solomon or whoever at CBC be willing to show off their BUTTS.

  8. Bubba Brown Says:

    O.K.We gots two (2) big ole butts there.
    Now the 64$ question which one is Peter Mandsbridge.
    Whose remuneration is a CBC secrert.
    I think the other one is Mildeweski.


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